Monday, June 29, 2015

The Timber Giant is Real

Dearest fans,

I have uncovered additional proof from the night of June 5th that should put to rest any discussions of hoaxed/CGI footage.

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Through the use of this new data I created a rough size comparison that clearly shows this creature, Von Beringe's Upright Timber Giant, is far bulkier than first suspected... larger, without a doubt, than a human wearing an ape costume.

Size comparison

Other news: Many thanks to those of you who attended my enshrinement at the University of Wisconsin's Zoologist Hall of Fame, it was an honor thought by many to be long overdue.


My pal, Jeff Meldrum
Next week: my famous footage will be confirmed as genuine by Timber Giant specialist and long-time collaborator Jeff Meldrum.

Best regards,

RVB


11 comments:

  1. I am gobsmacked, no lie.

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    1. As was I when I first laid eyes on my groundbreaking discovery.

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    2. Hello Ronald. My name is Jason, aka Bigfoot Tony on Youtube. I do video analysis on BF videos. I was wondering if you could supply me with the original to the footage? Thanks you

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  2. is this real or what it seems like your joking but sometimes it dosnt

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    1. Who is to say what is real and what is not? Is the wind real? Is an idea? Is god?Thoughts like these keep me up at night.

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  3. you just placed two pictures next to each other and drew a red line. is that science?

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  4. it has been my pleasure educating you, sir or madam.

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  6. Whoa! The human next to the 6 ft. human is at least 7.5 ft. tall!

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