Sunday, June 7, 2015

The Holy Grail

Whilst camping in Southern California's Griffith Park Friday last, my trail cam caught something... remarkable.


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Is this indisputable proof of the Timber Giant? And if so, what in God's name did he do in my tent before the camera began rolling? Upon returning to camp I noticed two empty Quest brownie bar wrappers littering the interior of my abode. Was it thieving rabbits or common hooliganism? I didn't learn the truth until I returned home on Saturday AM and reviewed my trail cam footage.

Quest bars are delicious and nutritious butbecause of their sugar alcohol contentthey cause a great deal of absurdly loud and noxious wind... sometime for days after being consumed. 

Those interested in capturing further evidence should scoot up to the ruins of the Old Zoo in Griffith Park and start listeningand smellingfor the trail of this particular Sasquatch... he should be exceedingly easy to locate.

-RVB

11 comments:

  1. You and your cheekiness aside, your video is remarkably realistic. I believe you RVB. Welcome back!

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  2. Well played, Mr. Naturalist!

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  3. looks legit. i get the tingles looking at it.

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  4. Wasn't the Great Horror Campout in Griffith Park on Friday night? Maybe one of their monsters got loose.

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  5. Which universities did you attend?

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  6. I keep my poop in a jar.

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  7. The last of my many degrees was obtained at Université d'Antananarivo on the glorious 8th continent, Madagascar.

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  8. Anonymous@7:44 PM:

    I keep scat in a jar as well. Scatology is the foundation of zoology. Tell me what an animal has et and I will tell you its life story.

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  10. Just looks to animated, unnatural movements. But then again I've never seen a bigfoot so what would I know.

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  11. Just looks to animated, unnatural movements. But then again I've never seen a bigfoot so what would I know.

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