Is this indisputable proof of the Timber Giant? And if so, what in God's name did he do in my tent before the camera began rolling? Upon returning to camp I noticed two empty Quest brownie bar wrappers littering the interior of my abode. Was it thieving rabbits or common hooliganism? I didn't learn the truth until I returned home on Saturday AM and reviewed my trail cam footage.
Quest bars are delicious and nutritious but—because of their sugar alcohol content—they cause a great deal of absurdly loud and noxious wind... sometime for days after being consumed.
Those interested in capturing further evidence should scoot up to the ruins of the Old Zoo in Griffith Park and start listening—and smelling—for the trail of this particular Sasquatch... he should be exceedingly easy to locate.
-RVB
You and your cheekiness aside, your video is remarkably realistic. I believe you RVB. Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteWell played, Mr. Naturalist!
ReplyDeletelooks legit. i get the tingles looking at it.
ReplyDeleteWasn't the Great Horror Campout in Griffith Park on Friday night? Maybe one of their monsters got loose.
ReplyDeleteWhich universities did you attend?
ReplyDeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
ReplyDeleteThe last of my many degrees was obtained at Université d'Antananarivo on the glorious 8th continent, Madagascar.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous@7:44 PM:
ReplyDeleteI keep scat in a jar as well. Scatology is the foundation of zoology. Tell me what an animal has et and I will tell you its life story.
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ReplyDeleteJust looks to animated, unnatural movements. But then again I've never seen a bigfoot so what would I know.
ReplyDeleteJust looks to animated, unnatural movements. But then again I've never seen a bigfoot so what would I know.
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