Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Lesson twenty: The Ultimate Cryptid

Creation of the Big Man?

Is God a cryptid?

Before anyone gets offended let’s examine what God has in common with the most famous of all cryptids, Big Foot.

  1. Many people believe yet there is little evidence.

  1. Has passionate devotees and skeptics.

  1. Goes by many names yet followers have not settled on one.

  1. Up to ten feet tall with flowing hair.

  1. Wrathful, merciful, vengeful and forgiving.

  1. Never there when you need them.



  1. You will praise Jesus on your death bed, smart alec.

  2. Naturalist, Love your blog, sometimes people take things to serious, I would like to invite you to join my group on Facebook, Sasquatch Lives?, would not mind having your wit in my group. I do research on the Sasquatch but sometimes I feel people take this stuff to serious, I would love to get your views on Sasquatch naturally The Natuaralist way of thinking of this elusive creature.If you have facebook come joins us, or mail me here:

    1. What a kind invitation! You are a gentleman and a scholar.

      I do not have a Facebook page but I will see what I can do. I would love to join the conversation!

  3. I was raised to believe in nature and my parent's allowed me to come to my own conclusions about religion, which is rare I think.

    I thought your list was funny!

    1. Thank you, Sue D. Your parents have raised a fine daughter!

  4. God is never there when you need him? Maybe he was there when good things were happening and you didn't notice.