Lesson twenty: The Ultimate Cryptid

Creation of the Big Man?

Is God a cryptid?

Before anyone gets offended let’s examine what God has in common with the most famous of all cryptids, Big Foot.

1. Many people believe yet there is little evidence.

2. Has passionate devotees and skeptics.

3. Goes by many names yet followers have not settled on one.

4. Up to ten feet tall with flowing hair.

5. Wrathful, merciful, vengeful and forgiving.

6. Never there when you need them.

-RVB

Lesson Twelve: The language of Sasquatch

Actual conversation

I have read the reports and listened to audio files of the Wood Ape supposedly speaking in a Samurai-like chatter.  This is not only incorrect, but undoubtedly insulting to the Samurai.

In my experience with the creature it speaks perfect Punjab but only understands phrases delivered in Haiku format, regardless of the language. 


RVB